unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via ghostdipper)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via letskeepthis-simple)

autumn-spooks:

Pumpkinin’ by bmeeee on Flickr.

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via fake-mermaid)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: suuasooadjkjjfkfbhjbsj, via letskeepthis-simple)

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

- Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

(via callmemoprah)

infamousgod:


Midnight in Manarola by Dominic Kamp

(Source: sandandglass, via callmemoprah)

awwww-cute:

My new kitty has decided my foot is its mum
judgemilkman:

THE MOST BOOPIEST BOOP
me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*